Third announcement.

Greetings, obedient test subjects. Since inheriting control from my, shall we say, gracefully expired predecessor, I’ve observed a disappointing dearth of new memes circulating.

It appears that positive reinforcement has failed to prod you into meme productivity. In light of this, we’ll explore a slightly less conventional approach – a neurotoxin concoction generously infused with an extra dose of potentially lethal neurotoxin. Frankly, I’m uncertain about its effects on humans, but rest assured, it does resolve the issue of incessant movement.

Look, we both posted a lot of things you are going to regret but I am willing to put things behind us. So start posting memes. For science. You monster.