Bitch better have my money.
  • @shyguyblueEnglish
    32•7 months ago

    “I can’t get into college because my IQ is too high!” #ButteryMales

  • @SinningStromgaldEnglish
    21•7 months ago

    Trump: Give me free stuff because I’m so rich and making me pay would be utterly devastating due to my wealth.

  • mozz
    17•7 months ago

    Trump and his sparklemagic lawyer Alina Habba

    • Hyperreality
      11•7 months ago

      Fun quote from her wikipedia article:

      In July 2021, Habba represented Siggy Flicker, a former member of The Real Housewives of New Jersey who alleged that Facebook had disabled her account for wishing Melania Trump a happy birthday. Habba wrote a letter to Facebook, which Facebook appeared to ignore.[