WASHINGTON—Breathing a huge sigh of relief when they saw the two halves, a spokesperson for the U.S. populace announced Tuesday that the nation likes it when the hamburger bun is already cut. “Oh thank God—that would have been exhausting,” said 43-year-old Zachary Bernard, who spoke on behalf of all 335 million…
    • @VinceEnglish
      6•11 months ago

      Do you cut them vertically?

      • Pietson
        3•11 months ago

        Probably just at a bit of an angle so one side is too thin/thick. At least that’s what usually happens to me.

    • @LemmyKnowsBestEnglish
      2•11 months ago

      I’ve never even experienced an opportunity to cut a hamburger bun in half. They’re always pre-cut. Where are you finding these fancy DIY-to-cut hamburger buns?

      • @rockSlayerEnglish
        4•11 months ago

        Go to a local grocery store with a bakery section. In my experience those are never cut. Also the brioche buns at Aldi

  • @marx2kEnglish
    4•11 months ago

    “That muck quicker”

    Come on, onion