• IninewCrow
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    589 months ago

    At the moment of death … applying updates and restarting, please do not disrupt the device as this will take several minutes

    • @CluckN
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      529 months ago

      Now the app is just going to loudly shout, “5” when they die.

      • GlockenGold
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        9 months ago

        Nah, it’s even better. “When heart rate falls, bellow 5”

        Having a relaxing moment? 5!

        Falling asleep? 5!

        Relaxing after a stressful moment? 5! Etc.