• vortic
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    1711 months ago

    That is far too little duct tape to hold a squirming 20lb baby to the wall.

    • @xodoh74984
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      911 months ago

      You sound like you have experience in this field

      • vortic
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        411 months ago

        I do have a little one and have thought about the logistics at times. I’d never actually do this, but it as definitely entered my mind at times.

    • @Anticorp
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      411 months ago

      He’s not squirming, he’s smiling!

      • vortic
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        511 months ago

        Babies never stop squirming, whether they’re smiling or crying or anything else. The only exceptions are if they are sleeping or sick and neither of those is a guarantee.

    • @tacosplease
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      311 months ago

      It should really be a 5 point duct tape harness.

  • @philthi
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    511 months ago

    This feels to me like one of those optical illusions where the “wall” is in reality the floor.

  • @banichan
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    111 months ago

    How to make gravity your bitch