Like just commenting a friendly joke, a compliment or something like that

    • GladiusB
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      88 months ago

      I want to know what angered the garden gnome

      • @Taco2112
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        48 months ago

        Thants not just any garden gnome, that’s David the Gnome.

  • originalucifer
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    8 months ago

    yesterday, i hit myself in the forehead with a car door almost knocking myself out, generating serious pain and a giant goose-egg hematoma.

    its funnier today

    • @shadowSprite
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      198 months ago

      I gave myself myself a concussion almost the same way, except my clumsy ass was getting into my car and I slammed the side of my head on the roof of my car, everything went black, and then the door that I had already started to swing shut came and slammed into the other side of my head, knocking me back to my senses. I had a dent above my ear for a year lol.

    • terwn43lp
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      138 months ago

      i stepped on a rake at work, a few minutes later i stepped on the same rake. thankfully only hit me in the chest both times

    • @mPony
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      98 months ago

      maybe the only really bad thing is that nobody got it on video?

        • @mPony
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          38 months ago

          “Alright! Back to 1 everybody!! Get those ice-packs ready… aaaaaannnd… ACTION!!”

    • gregorum
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      48 months ago

      Oh, don’t feel bad. I would’ve laughed at you just as much yesterday.

    • folkrav
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      48 months ago

      Holy shit mate. No concussion? Happy to hear you’re doing better today.

  • FartsWithAnAccent
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    8 months ago

    A pirate walks into the bar with a ship’s steering wheel attached to the belt.

    The bar tender asks, “What’s up with the wheel?”

    The pirate responds, “ARR, IT’S DRIVIN ME NUTS!”

  • @SendMePhotos
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    328 months ago

    Any of you guys remember the wholesome Vernon or good dog meme?

  • @friend_of_satan
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    268 months ago

    Not just lemmy, everywhere. We should all approach strangers as if we’re already friends.

    • @mriormro
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      28 months ago

      That’s how you get shanked.

    • @kofe
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      28 months ago

      And everyone should be friends with Satan 💜

  • @QuincyPeck
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    238 months ago

    The best people are on Lemmy. Everyone is saying so!

  • Aurelius
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    118 months ago

    I love this idea! Thanks for posting and hope you’re having a good weekend!

  • @aeharding
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    118 months ago

    Welcome to Lemmy, I love you