Seven years ago a video went viral of a prototype Russian robot, the ‘FODOR’, dual weilding Glock pistols. For those of us not paying attention at home this technology is notably absent from the war in Ukraine. This is a subtle nod to the fact that the idea of humanoid robots fighting wars is stupid.

Russia has been developing a humanoid robot for several years now. Its primary purpose is to help astronauts during space missions. Since its appearance in the media, there were discussions of how it can be used for military applications. And just recently a video appeared on the internet released by the Russian deputy prime minister Dmitry Rogozin on his social media pages. In the video, they are testing that robot in a course of several unmanned vehicles tests…

https://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/2017/04/21/russian-robot-dual-wielding-glock-pistols/

https://youtu.be/HTPIED6jUdU?si=

  • @RightHandOfIkaros
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    Mecha will always be vastly more impractical in warfare than tanks. But that doesn’t mean mecha are not cooler than tanks. I think it’s kinda the same idea here.

    Humanoid robots are wildly impractical. But they are cool. And cool points win the real war, afterall.

    If only wars could be settled in something like a cheesy 90s dance off.

    • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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      Humanoid robots are wildly impractical.

      Right? An actual battle-bot would have whatever shape renders it most effective at covering terrain, and killing people. It would look nothing like a person.

      • THE MORTAL
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        10 months ago

        Kinda wrong tho … there is a reason why humanity is still the apex predator

        • @[email protected]
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          1210 months ago

          Lol, no, we’re the apex predator because we have efficient cooling, can convey complex ideas to each other, and can make and use tools.

          • @Fungah
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            610 months ago

            We can also eat pretty much anything… that’s a big advantage. Plenty of our favourite foods are poisonous tonamnynsnimals. Chocolate, spicy peppersz.

            • @[email protected]
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              I was under the impression that surviving poisonous foods was entirely down to either specialisation or mass. Are you saying humans have a generalised immunity beyond our mass?

              Fascinating!

              Would you be able to provide a search term or link some reading on the topic?

        • Krafty Kactus
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          810 months ago

          It’s because of our brains and ability to design tools. The only real physical upper hand we have on any animals is our endurance which is made obselete by anything resembling wheels.

        • Tar_Alcaran
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          10 months ago

          Because tracks and/or quad rotors are hard to do biologically.

    • htrayl
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      Something like a 6-8 leg mech will likely be extremely practical:

      • Can climb stairs and other obstacles
      • Can manipulate the environment (open doors, move objects, etc.)
      • Can jump (very well, if spiders are a good baseline)
      • Redundancy (losing one leg doesn’t prevent the mech from continuing)
      • Can go prone
      • @[email protected]
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        410 months ago

        Don’t need to open doors or traverse stairs if you shell the building into a pile of rubble.

        In the economics of war, if you did need to sweep a building rather than destroy it, risking a few human lives is probably considered an acceptable loss compared to the cost of humanoid robot development and deployment.

      • @RightHandOfIkaros
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        You make some interesting points, but allow me to play devils advocate for tanks with tracks:

        • Can climb stairs and other obstacles (tracks can already do this)

        • Can manipulate the environment (why open a door when you can just level the whole building, tanks can push objects out of the way especially if fitted with some sort of dozer front attachment, etc)

        • Cannot jump (armored mechanized vehicles are very very heavy, and getting the kinetic energy required to launch one into the air in a controlled manner will take a lot of energy, batteries would need to be huge or some sort of nuclear power generator will need to be installed, definitely don’t use an engine for that because those forces on an engine will cause catastrophic damage)

        • Not redundant (while losing a track means the tank will be stuck, it is doubtful that a mech with legs would be able to perform much better. If the mech had more than four legs then maybe, but why cant the tank have 4 tracks? Losing one wouldnt stop the tank either, as it can still make enough contact with 3 to continue in most situations)

        • Is always prone (mechs with legs will have a taller profile than tanks in most situations, and in cases where a legged mech can go prone to reduce the combat profile the tank will be able to do basically the same thing with a much greater movement speed)

        Also, for a moment consider cost. Tanks with tracks are expensive. Theyre expensive to buy and to maintain. However, in comparison to a six legged mecha a tank with tracks will cost comparatively like an econobox car compared to a Maybach.

    • lurch (he/him)
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      No, I think tank tracks and wheels are more vulnerable than armored mecha legs. There are just problems with weight distribution and terrain, but those will be solved at some point by advancements in materials and move by wire software. We’ll probably see Star Wars like 6 legged tanks first and later 4 and 2 legged mechas.

      • @RightHandOfIkaros
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        610 months ago

        I think tracks with a variable shape is more practical. Mecha with legs are vulnerable to falling over too easily when they lose a leg, especially with only two. I mean, the best would be a hovertank, but technology isn’t quite there yet.

        Either way, a bipedal mech will lose out on nearly everything except cool factor versus a tank. Especially in cost.

        • lurch (he/him)
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          The problem with tracks is, they are made of exposed complex small parts that can be damaged more easily than anything else on a tank. To make them more sturdy means you have to upscale them, but then the tank becomes heavier and also much slower, because centripetal and centrifugal forces would become insane at speeds tanks drive. The tracks don’t go in a circle after all, but centrifugal force wants to make them.

          A walking tank can still limp with part of a leg missing, but a tracked tank will be stuck the moment one part of the tracks fails.

          And wheeled tanks need lots of space to turn.

          This is why the next steps in tank evolution will be legs or hover, but hover has exposed air intakes and exhausts and needs too much energy for the forseeable future. Legs, however, do not.

          Also legs may give the opportunity to jump. That would be an enormous advantage over current tank propulsion.

          • @ours
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            And how are delicate, long legs not a worst and more vulnerable target that tracks?

              • @ours
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                410 months ago

                Can you?

                How simple do you think would mech legs be?

        • @CookieOfFortune
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          One option is if you can reduce the need for armor by being able to detect and dodge missiles and shells. You’d theoretically be able to react much faster with legs in short bursts.

  • @steakmeout
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    2310 months ago

    Imagine believing this fake propaganda.

    • Tar_Alcaran
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      910 months ago

      SO many people are falling for the fake Tesla robot scam though, despite the hundreds of glaringly obvious lies about. They had the operators hands in the picture, and people still think it’s amazing.

  • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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    Propaganda is easy to make. Functional battle-bots, not so much. The first indication that it’s BS are the flashlights attached to the Glocks. Why would a robot which can have several different types of night vision need flashlights?

    • Krafty Kactus
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      910 months ago

      Also, why would a robot need the guns in the first place when they could just be built into the robot itself?

  • Yer Ma
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    310 months ago

    Didn’t they also build a big fake Mechwarrior?

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️
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      10 months ago

      I know some Japanese company has a small real mech suit (Gundam inspired more than MechWarrior but same concept really). You can buy one for like two mil or something. It’s essentially the most gnarly Halloween costume ever, but it’s entirely operational.

    • fraksken
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      310 months ago

      Of course they do, otherwise it wouldn’t be an arms race, now would it?