GOSH DANG BROTHER THATS SOME HARD HOG CRANKING. MUST HAVE RIPPED THAT SOUNDING ROD OUT LIKE A LAWN MOWER AAARRRRROOOOO
GRIP IT AND RIP IT, BROTHER!!!
I DONT HAVE A HOG, BUT HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN BROTHER??? DO PEOPLE PULL TOO HARD WHEN THEY’RE CRANKING THEIR HOG???
I DONT KNOW, BROTHER, BUT IM SCARED TO CRANK MY HOG!!!
I JUST FUCKED UP MY SEARCH HISTORY, BUT THE INTERNET SAYS ITS NEVER HAPPENED IN MEN!!!
SUCH IS THE LORE OF THE SPELL
YOU DON’T GOT THAT HOG IN YOU?
LOOK BROTHER, JUST BECAUSE I DONT HAVE A HOG DOESN’T MEAN I DONT CRANK THE HOG!!!
ARRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOO!!!
YOU GOT THAT HOG SPIRIT BROTHER
PLEASE DON’T DO THAT, IT’S REALLY MEAN AND HURTS A LOT.
I CAST DEFLECT, AND CHOOSE OP AS THE NEW TARGET, AROOOOOOOO KARMA IS A BITCH BROTHER. YOU DARE WIELD THAT AGAINST ME? MY ELEMENT DOES AS I COMMAND BROTHER AROOOOOOOOOOO
I CAST MEND BUTTCRACK
TRY SHITTING OUTTA THAT SMOOTH ARSE
TIL something I didn’t wanna.
TIL WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? I CAN’T HEAR YOU BROTHER!
SORRY BRO CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF THE SPELL TARGET’S INCESSANT SCREAMING AND MY HOG GOING VROOM VROOM AROOOOOOO