The Constitution was not damaged, according to the National Archives Museum, which said that the powder was found to be a combination of pigment and cornstarch.

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    Interesting they’d use powder, a way more suspicious substance than paint.

    How the fuck did it cost $50,000 to clean up though? Get a goddamn vacuum, some paper towel, a mop. Fifty goddamn thousand?

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      Likely because they had to consider the possibility of dangerous chemicals and pathogens.

      ETA: Given the nature of the location, they may have even hired an archivist and document restoration specialist as well. And being since it was a government job, that may have been added onto the single bill.

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        Hazard pay for all involved too. Emotional distress and all. You never know what these tree hugging terrorists will do. I keep Tom Clancy Rainbow Six on my nightstand.

        • @riodoro1
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          Hazard pay

          Yeah, I don’t think that the employees who cleaned it up got even a quarter of the money.

        • @FinishingDutch
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          I love that book. Hey, Olympics this year, and close to Hereford…

      • @Mango
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        I manufacture the highest grade of hazmat suit material there is. $1600 will get you an XXL suit. I couldn’t come up with a way to make this cost more than say $4k-5k.

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        slap on a respirator and gloves for an extra $200, still not 50k

        very intersting

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          Private crime scene clean up crew. Need to scrub the brain matter off the ceiling before it soaks in and makes the next tenants uncomfortable. That’ll be $2700. Oh we need to vacuum up a bunch of dust, but in a super special location? The government funded federal cleaning crew will have that vacuumed up with 2 wipe downs for only $50k.

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            Would be hilarious if, while the people are getting arrested and the fancy cleaning crew is being called and all, Bob the Janitor came by, mopped it up, and went on with his day without giving it much more thought.

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    Nobody will change. I appreciate the spirit of these protesters, but people have been warning about this stuff since the 80s. Humans have the built in ability to think they will survive and prosper, while everyone else falls away. We saw this on full display when wearing a mask to protect, even superficial or not, your fellow human being became a contentious issue.

    It’s just all so disheartening. I could just doom dump a bunch right now.

  • @Mango
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    We should draw more attention to the fact that the Constitution is absolutely butchered by the people responsible for implementing it. They’re doing far worse than corn starch. Let’s charge them. It’s best if we do it without their say so or using their means.

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    he was ordered by a judge to stay away from Washington and its museums and public monuments, prosecutors said.

    Speaking of the Constitution, barring someone from an entire CITY seems to be rather outside of the spirit of the document itself.

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    We’re gonna

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    pour red powder over the Declaration of Independence!

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    Good thing all these paintings and historical documents are in well protected cases.