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    So . . . an Iranian assassin is doing more to save democracy than the FBI?

    Seriously, this is a messed up timeline.

    • @macattack
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      169 months ago

      Lmao. I’ll leave it at that to avoid being put on a watch list

  • @Ersatz86
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    My man looks like he could target some Cool Ranch Doritos with some onion dip.

  • DigitalTraveler42
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    259 months ago

    Never thought I’d root for an Iranian assassin, but I kinda hope he gets Pompeo before he gets nabbed.

    • themeatbridge
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      239 months ago

      We don’t need a bunch of martyrs. Those fuckers should be in prison.

      • @Dkarma
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        89 months ago

        No one believes being a “martyr” means a damn thing.

          • @agitatedpotato
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            How’s that going for Russia and Nalvanys sacrifice?

      • @robocall
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        IIRC Trump said he likes people who weren’t captured.

  • @[email protected]
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    229 months ago

    Wonder if shithead even knows? In his dementia riddled mush-mind he thinks he’s campaigning against Obama and can barely say Argentina.

      • @[email protected]
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        29 months ago

        Family history of Alzheimer’s, at his age he’s already gonna be pretty far along in the progression, but probably won’t get diagnosed until it’s too late and probably 5-6 years before he dies, like what happened with his father.

    • @Potatos_are_not_friends
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      19 months ago

      Why would he? Doritos man is always “What have you done for me LATELY?”

      He was willing to watch his Vice President die.

  • Pandantic [they/them]
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    89 months ago

    Though I normally wouldn’t approve of a scapegoat taking the fall for trump’s machismo blunders, I have no problem with Pompeo paying for this one.

  • Hegar
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    19 months ago

    I doubt the iranians want to assassinate trump era officials for the same reason that the allies didn’t want to assassinate hitler - you want your enemies’ idiots left alive.

  • @[email protected]
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    09 months ago

    I don’t know much about American politics but why do you want the opposition to be assassinated? Isn’t that not good for democracy?

    • @SacralPlexus
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      39 months ago

      This article is about an Iranian person who is believed to be targeting American politicians. The ‘why’ is speculated to be retribution for the American assassination of Solemani. I seriously doubt that Iran cares much about how good it is for American democracy.

      • @[email protected]
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        19 months ago

        I apologise for not being clear but I was referring to the comment section cheering at the post.