Usage instructions: “Apply to buttocks, but do not apply to buttocks?”

… enhances the tightening of the butterfly and the meat

Excuse me, what?

I’m genuinely surprised the ingredients don’t include snake oil.

So…if i used that cream for my balls it will smooth the wrinkles right ? right ??

reads the label

Huh. Says here you shouldn’t have

Missed a beautiful chance to name it, “Buttocream”.

create a beautiful.

Fun fact, they make the same thing in a slightly different formulation for boobs too.

Judging by the translation errors, I can only assume this cream will burn off my skin like acid.