What are gamers known for? Racism and urinating in bottles.

We take advantage of the untapped market of the latter and add RGB to milk jugs and charge 40x the price.

  • Shadow
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    177 months ago

    You’re thinking too small. Piss jugs aren’t for real gamers, as it still requires them to look away from the monitor.

    Strap on catheters is the way to go. Install some fiber optic rgb lighting down the length of the tube, add some flow sensors and wifi, then you’ll be printing money.

    V2 can detect the level of mountain dew and automatically Uber order more when it drops below 50%.

    I have more ideas available upon signing a 25% profit sharing agreement.

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      Strap on catheters is the way to go. Install some fiber optic rgb lighting down the length of the tube, add some flow sensors and wifi, then you’ll be printing money.

      We could have a stats page with gallons peed, accuracy, and time spent peeing.

      • Shadow
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        67 months ago

        A little bit of home assistant and you can have your mom’s bedroom lights flash when the bag needs emptying.

        • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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          Just feed the piss tube into the Mountain Dew bottle.

          Fully sustainable loop.

      • Shadow
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        27 months ago

        Easy, smart socks. We partner with smart wool to make wifi enabled socks. With embedded dirt and/or protein sensors, they’ll notify you when you need to do laundry.

      • Shadow
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        27 months ago

        Yeah we use similar in dry suits when scuba diving, that’s basically what I had in mind.

  • @CarbonatedPastaSauce
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    67 months ago

    Still sounds like you’re trying to sell a hygiene product to gamers. Don’t get your hopes up.

    • @pivot_root
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      47 months ago

      RGB diapers. Subscription for “kawaii mommy maid diaper changing” service is an additional $35.000 annually.

  • @[email protected]
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    27 months ago

    Put one of those restaurant buzzers on it to remind gamers to go every X minutes, connect it to their drinking bottle wirelessly via Bluetooth, then sell it as a solution to kidney stones while gaming.

    • @[email protected]
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      27 months ago

      Replace the water bottle with some syrupy piss like mountain dew, sell it to them for 30 years and then charge them for treating their failing organs. $$$