The headquarters of the New Orleans Police Department is in such a state of decay that rats are eating drugs in the evidence room, the department's chief said.
    • FuglyDuckEnglish
      29•6 months ago

      just asked the “smoked” pig.

    • Flying Squid
      13•6 months ago

      The eating part could be true, but I think they got the wrong species of mammal. It’s more of a porcine variety.

  • @aeronmelon
    26•6 months ago

    Welp, I guess they gotta let a lot of people go due to a lack of evidence. :P

    • Echo Dot
      3•6 months ago

      Will you arrested him with the big bag of drugs but the rats ate it all, *winks, oh dear.

  • Echo Dot
    17•6 months ago

    New Orleans police need to store their marijuana somewhat other than the evidence room. That’s going to get confusing.

  • @Treczoks
    9•6 months ago

    They probably have never heard of steel boxes?

    • Flying Squid
      23•6 months ago

      Hard to steal weed out of steel boxes and then blame it on the rats.

      • @Treczoks
        2•6 months ago

        That’s exactly the idea.

  • @blahsay
    7•6 months ago

    Damn rodents smoke my weed too!

  • Flying Squid
    6•6 months ago

    Maybe if your cannabis didn’t taste so good, the rats wouldn’t be eating it.

  • @RedWeaselEnglish
    6•6 months ago

    3/4 of the way through the headline I was like, that isn’t good, then that’s funny finishing it…

  • @wabafee
    5•6 months ago

    This deserve to be in c/NotTheOnion.