• FuglyDuck
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      2910 months ago

      just asked the “smoked” pig.

    • Flying Squid
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      1310 months ago

      The eating part could be true, but I think they got the wrong species of mammal. It’s more of a porcine variety.

  • @aeronmelon
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    2610 months ago

    Welp, I guess they gotta let a lot of people go due to a lack of evidence. :P

    • Echo Dot
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      310 months ago

      Will you arrested him with the big bag of drugs but the rats ate it all, *winks, oh dear.

  • Echo Dot
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    1710 months ago

    New Orleans police need to store their marijuana somewhat other than the evidence room. That’s going to get confusing.

  • @Treczoks
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    910 months ago

    They probably have never heard of steel boxes?

    • Flying Squid
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      2310 months ago

      Hard to steal weed out of steel boxes and then blame it on the rats.

      • @Treczoks
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        210 months ago

        That’s exactly the idea.

  • @blahsay
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    710 months ago

    Damn rodents smoke my weed too!

  • Flying Squid
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    610 months ago

    Maybe if your cannabis didn’t taste so good, the rats wouldn’t be eating it.

  • @RedWeasel
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    610 months ago

    3/4 of the way through the headline I was like, that isn’t good, then that’s funny finishing it…

  • @wabafee
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    10 months ago

    This deserve to be in c/NotTheOnion.