In a statement, a spokeswoman for Mr. Lemon said that he would continue to seek payment from X. “Don has a deal with X and expects to be paid for it,” she said. “If we have to go to court, we will.”

Of course. Manbaby Elmo hurt his fee fees so the deal’s off, the business will still pay for it, and it’s more bad press for a flaming dumpster fire. Or, as some like to say, “a Tuesday”.

That said, the other two “creators” contracted to produce long-form video content for Xitter are - wait for it - that’s right, Tulsi Gabbard and Tucker Carlson. So.

Can any remaining stragglers please leave now?

How many nails is it going to take at this point?