• @lugal
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      67 months ago

      “Knock, knock”

      “Who’s there?”

      “Doctor”

      “Doctor Who?”

      • @elephantium
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        77 months ago

        I reject your sci-fi and replace it with my own!

    • IninewCrow
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      7 months ago

      Come on in

      “Resistan…”

      Oh don’t be so silly, here sit down, I’m making tea

      “We will add your …?”

      Oh stop making a fuss, I’ve made some cakes, do you like sugar with your tea?

      “??? … Yes?”

      Oh good, now make yourself comfortable, Jeopardy is about to come on