Listen up, spring breakers: Miami Beach has declared a midnight curfew.

Starting Friday at 11:59 p.m., the City of Miami Beach has imposed a weekend curfew that will go through the weekend until 6 a.m. Monday.

Miami Beach Mayor Steven Meiner told CBS News Miami’s Peter D’Oench “Our first priority is public safety and law and order and our residents are demanding it and we are delivering it.”

  • magnetosphere
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    216 months ago

    “For Spring Break, I wanna go somewhere run by a wannabe fascist dictator who hates everyone that isn’t a straight, white, rich Christian male!”

    Those dipshit college kids deserve what they get.

    • @Modern_medicine_isnt
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      136 months ago

      They problem is, where else is there a good warm beach on the east half of the country that isn’t the same. We really need a liberal take over of a gulf coast state or something.

      • magnetosphere
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        86 months ago

        Yeah. I live in Jersey, and our beaches are awesome, but they are sorely lacking in WARM at this time of year.

        • @Modern_medicine_isnt
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          36 months ago

          Yep, swam at long beach in the summers as a kid. They weren’t bad that time of year.

  • DominusOfMegadeus
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    186 months ago

    You gotta have just enough mayhem. Too much is too much. You gotta curb it 'till you get just the right level.

    • @foggy
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      96 months ago

      Miami? :drake_nah:

      New Orleans? :drake_yeah:

  • @jeffwM
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    76 months ago

    I went to Miami Beach once for a few days. First time I ever saw a drunk driver crash off the road on a straightaway