• kingthrillgore@lemmy.ml
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    1 year ago

    Robber shows up

    Asks me to find my money

    I break down into tears and tell him I’ll help him look

    • BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee
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      1 year ago

      that actually happened once. robber broke in, demanded all money, then gave it back when he counted it out and it was less than 10 dollars

      • LemmyKnowsBest
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        1 year ago

        same or similar story (?) about the guy who stalked a woman at an ATM and made her give him all her money ($20) and then made her show him her account balance on the ATM screen and when he saw it was $0 He smirked in pity, gave her the $20 back and left.

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    okay I’m reading through all the comments hoping somebody will explain the cartoon. But nobody has. Why in the last panel is the gun wielder standing right next to the burglar after clearly having missed him, but the gun wielder looks triumphant and proud of himself, why?

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      He shot all his stuff and the robber doesn’t seem to want to steal damaged stuff.

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        1 year ago

        Ahh

        It is humorous because it’s a cartoon

        but

        seems to me the world and the homeowner wouldve been better off if the bullets had been aimed at the robber

        unless maybe he’s in one of those states where you’re not allowed to shoot people unless it’s in self-defense. like those ass-backwards jurisdictions where robbers can sue the homeowner.