• Semi-Hemi-Demigod
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    658 months ago

    My mom cut this out of a newspaper and had it hanging in her bathroom for about 20 years.

  • The Giant Korean
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    458 months ago

    If you pee on your hands you pee and wash them at the same time.

  • @xantoxis
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    288 months ago

    Didn’t he see the sign when he walked in?

  • @quantumgary
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    198 months ago

    My favorite is when they quickly splash some water on their hands and walk out like deep down they don’t believe they’re lying to themselves

    • @[email protected]
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      128 months ago

      Dental Denial: just using mouthwash without brushing or flossing. Must be a handwashing equivalent.

  • Dizzy Devil Ducky
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    168 months ago

    Okay, as someone who isn’t a germaphobe or anything like it, I’m a firm believer that’s it’s absolutely disgusting, regardless of who does it, to not wash your hands after going to the bathroom in general.

    • @cm0002
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      118 months ago

      Turkey: 94%

      Lol well that got that going for them at least lmao

    • @[email protected]
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      98 months ago

      Used to work in a courthouse where jurors would be kept waiting and had access to the public restrooms.

      The sheer volume of people that would drop a duece and waltz out without washing (and possibly without even wiping) was staggering. I thought the ordeal of covid might improve handwashing.

      Nope. Though I figure the type that didn’t wash after the toilet before covid would simply continue to not wash their damn hands.

    • @systemglitch
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      28 months ago

      So it’s not considered washing unless soap is used as well. Interesting nuance.

  • Aniki 🌱🌿
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    78 months ago

    Do you post these manually? I could write you a python script to run daily that will do it automatically if you want.

  • @Jackcooper
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    48 months ago

    I have this false, Berenstein style memory of Along Came Polly or another late 90s comedy having a trailer with this joke in video form. If this happened please let me know I’m not crazy.

    • @dylanTheDeveloper
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      58 months ago

      Exactly, i don’t wash my hands in fact i make it a habit to grab my shit out of my ass with my hands and fling it onto the ceiling and at nearby patrons.

      • e$tGyr#J2pqM8v
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        08 months ago

        Why wouldn’t it work? Me and a lot of people have tried it long term and we’re absolutely fine.

        • @[email protected]
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          18 months ago

          Bacteria from the poopoo can make you really sick.

          Definitely accept your anecdote but we know in the aggregate, handwashing works.

          Handwashing education in the community:

          • Reduces the number of people who get sick with diarrhea by 23-40%
          • Reduces diarrheal illness in people with weakened immune systems by 58%
          • Reduces respiratory illnesses, like colds, in the general population by 16-21%
          • Reduces absenteeism due to gastrointestinal illness in schoolchildren by 29-57%

          More good info from the CDC!