Time to read the bottle of the air freshener!
I’m more a connoisseur of shampoo bottles myself.
Not too* fucking late to fix your title though
I love that you can edit post titles in Lemmy
Wait you can edit titles here? This changes everything
That’s why I always have an Archie comic or Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader next to my toilets. I read enough random bottles growing up.
Or when we desperately hold in our shit until we find our phone lol “I need to shit! Where the fuck is it!?”
I have always kept a big tome of the great poems of western civilization in the bathroom for emergencies like this.
I have a rippleys believe it or not and a guiness book of world records, both from the 80s.
Hope none of those poems are by Walt Whitman, or your neighbor hank might get mad.
F’ing great here
this is what pulp fiction was made for.
