Captain, the feline entity has attached itself to our hull. It appears to be draining energy.

And watching the wankers on D shift.

And he will require water. And you must provide him with a sandbox - and you must talk to him. Tell him he is a pretty cat, and a good cat.

I just let you out, I’m not going to stand here with the airlock open all day mr fluffypants

There’s one in the hallway too.