He had loco motives

    • @dystop
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      And how do you gauge that? Maybe he was just letting off some steam.

      • @huskyhowlz
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        172 years ago

        Yeah, this joke is just getting off track.

        • @Soulplayer
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          102 years ago

          He even signalled before getting off.

          • Solivine
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            102 years ago

            And yet this conversation seems to have derailed.

            • @dystop
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              72 years ago

              no, it seems right on track.

      • Smuuthbrane
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        52 years ago

        Every decision in his life is wrong, you just can’t let him choo-choose for himself.

  • Bob
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    272 years ago

    I just dropped this one on my husband. I made it seem like it was an actual headline I’d just seen on my phone. I think he’s looking for a divorce lawyer now.

    I regret nothing.

  • Abel
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    This is so awful it’s funny. You’ve truly mastered the spirit of a dad joke.

    • @bloodsangre7
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      62 years ago

      A good dad joke should elicit a groan, this one did just that for me