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Dad JokesEnglish · 3 years ago

Did you hear about the homicidal Mexican train conductor?

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Did you hear about the homicidal Mexican train conductor?

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Dad JokesEnglish · 3 years ago

He had loco motives

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I just dropped this one on my husband. I made it seem like it was an actual headline I’d just seen on my phone. I think he’s looking for a divorce lawyer now.

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