• Zier
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    139 months ago

    And in other news, it’s Zombie Jesus day again.

    • @LemmyKnowsBest
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      79 months ago

      OMG it’s Saturday, the day after the mean guys tortured jesus to death, and Jesus is going to re-alive himself tomorrow. Saturday is scary, what lifeform was he the day after being brutally murdered, but the day before he re-alived? 😱🧟

      • Zier
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        49 months ago

        It’s the day the aliens came in and inhabited his body.

  • @aeronmelon
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    109 months ago

    “He is the Messiah!”

    “No… no…”