• Chozo
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    It wouldn’t work; Tekken doesn’t support throwable items, which are an essential part of any legitimate Waffle House fight.

    • Yer Ma
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      286 months ago

      Damn, you’re so right you changed my answer

    • @Delphia
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      176 months ago

      You pick your character and then you have to pick two other characters to hold yours back for a few seconds while everyone shouts abuse before the fight actually starts.

  • @[email protected]
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    786 months ago

    That would be fun actually. But only if there was a horrible world ending storm outside. Cuz that’s what they’re known for staying open in.

    • @RadicalEagle
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      166 months ago

      Yeah, you’d need to be able to see Fallen Destiny in the background.

  • magnetosphere
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    This is the first I’m hearing of it, but I think it’s a fantastic idea.

  • ArugulaZ
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    They should call it the “Waffle Hovel” to skirt copyright.

    • @Delphia
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      386 months ago

      Nah, ask them if they can use it for free. If the WH people have half a brain they would licence the logo to them because atleast once a day someone somewhere would be playing Tekken and go “I could really go some hashbrowns”

  • Verdant Banana
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    6 months ago

    as someone whose job takes him on the roads late into the night there is always Waffle House open

    have not played Tekken in a hot minute but having Waffle House as a stage would definitely persuade me to start playing it again

  • @Tebbie
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    316 months ago

    It would be the most realistic fighting stage.

  • @[email protected]
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    You don’t understand, we don’t want one, we NEED a Waffle House stage in Tekken 8, it’s as simple as that

  • @jaybone
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    286 months ago

    Seriously thought this was going to be theonion.

    Subscribing to both coms is like a Russian roulette.

  • @captainlezbian
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    116 months ago

    Because it’s something all Americans can agree on

  • Dr. Coomer
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    76 months ago

    Only Americans will understand this joke.

    • @umbraroze
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      106 months ago

      I’m from Finland and I got the joke. I was like “Ooooh, it’s like that hot dog stand in Helsinki”.

      (Drunkards punching each other all night. World famous. 'Cause it inspired a footnote in some Discworld novel, I think.)