• Ghostalmedia
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    303 months ago

    Never trust a straight guy in a plaid suit. That’s the official uniform of a cartoon con man.

    • @cmbabul
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      143 months ago

      I’m not just gonna sit here and let you slander Andre 3000 like that, man should be on Stone Mountain instead of the confederate ass holes

        • @TexasDrunk
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          113 months ago

          As a straight white dude who owns a plaid suit, I can get behind this. Don’t trust anything I say when I’m wearing it. I will try to sell you technology you don’t need.

          • @cmbabul
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            3 months ago

            What is it about plaid in suit form that brings out the inner grifter in us? I’ve never even worn one and I’m terrified that I’d end up starting a cult or selling a small town a monorail

            • @TexasDrunk
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              23 months ago

              I think it’s conditioning. We’ve seen so many dishonest used car salesmen wearing them that we can’t help ourselves.