• 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️
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    498 months ago

    All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We’re gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little whiny bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who is makin’ the movie… we’re gonna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit, and then eat their shit that’s made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. And then all you motherfucks are next. Love - Jay and Silent Bob.

    • Entropywins
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      288 months ago

      I still often quote Jay from Chasing Amy…look at this morose mother fucker right here

      • @TexasDrunk
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        48 months ago

        That’s a great movie with some pretty awesome quotable lines.

      • @SpruceBringsteen
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        18 months ago

        I’ll never have a friend named Matt because of the Matt song. I’m gonna sing it everytime we meet.

    • Ghostalmedia
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      8 months ago

      You are the ones who are the ball-lickers

      One of the finest lines to ever grace the silver screen.

    • @ummthatguy
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      228 months ago

      Affleck was the bomb in phantoms, yo!

    • Entropywins
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      128 months ago

      Ben Affleck fucking dudes exgf somewhere very uncomfortable but not the back of a Volkswagen is his best role ever as Mr Shannon Hamilton in Mallrats.

  • @Macaroni_ninja
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    8 months ago

    I loved that even back then it was super funny how they took the trolls literally and kept their promise to beat up everyone who badmouthed them.

    It was like, wow: what if my actions online could have consequences.

  • ekZepp
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    88 months ago

    … damn.

  • @[email protected]
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    8 months ago

    Mother mother fuck

    Mother mother fuck fuck

    Mother fuck mother fuck

    Noise noise noise

    One two one two three four

    Noise noise noise

    Smokin’ weed

    Smokin’ weed

    Doin’ coke

    Drinkin’ beers

    Drinkin’ beers beers beers

    Rollin’ fatties

    Smokin’ blunts

    Who smokes the blunts?

    We smoke the blunts!

    Rollin’ blunts and smokin’…

      • @steeznson
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        48 months ago

        Kevin Smith himself has discussed it as a bad tweet in interviews since. The tweet itself is funny because it is a mixture of TMI and cringey youth slang; then the general background context of him being a professional writer makes the bad tweet more incongruous.

    • @kameecoding
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      -28 months ago

      Fuck off with this cancel culture nonsense

      • @steeznson
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        48 months ago

        Just wanted to share the tweet itself because I thought it was funny and posted the first result from google.

        Why would people try to cancel him for an oversharing tweet? The actual context is completely innocuous

  • The Assman
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    08 months ago

    I didn’t care for this film. Anyway, who knows where I can see some breasts?

  • @Ginger666
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    08 months ago

    They forgot about the whole bitching about everything thing that exists part…