• neoman4426
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    292 months ago

    Though whether or not he exists is (accidentally) canonically somewhere along the chain of causation that determines whether or not 9/11 happens in the Muppet universe, so there’s that

      • neoman4426
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        482 months ago

        2002’s A Very Muppet Christmas Movie is an “It’s a Wonderful Life” style movie where Kermit temporarily wishes himself out of existence and is allowed to observe the resulting timeline. Shots of the Manhattan skyline in the main universe where he exists show no Twin Towers as expected, but in the alternate timeline the towers are clearly visible in the background outside Piggy’s window at one point. Accident because the set designers or whoever just didn’t notice them in the old still used for that window, but the implication is hilarious

  • @rtxn
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    212 months ago

    Is celibacy still a requirement? Cause I’m pretty sure Kermit fucks.

    • Gabe BellOP
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      42 months ago

      As has been pointed out elsewhere, I think it is more accurately described as “Kermit porks”

  • @essell
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    182 months ago

    And he can be trusted around children.

  • @[email protected]
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    72 months ago

    His wife is from an entirely different species. Not sure that’s ok. Maybe I’m just being specist.

    • Gabe BellOP
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      52 months ago

      Brings a whole new meaning to the word “porking the wife”