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Slide into it rather than plopping down on it.
xd, I think that makes it worse
Well it was worth a shot. You’re not wearing rubber pants are you ? 😆
Try covering up the sound just as you’re about to sit. A cough, sneeze or clear of the throat should do it.
everyone looks at you
“bro did you just try to cover up a shart?”