To put it mildly, the South Carolina state government faces an unusual problem: what to do about $1.8bn found in a state bank account when no one knows how it got there, how it should be spent or even whether it really exists.

Discussing the problem, the Republican governor, Henry McMaster, made a play for political understatement of the year.

“There’s something wrong somewhere,” McMaster told reporters, adding: “We don’t know why it’s there, what it’s supposed to be used for, how long it’s been there – that’s a problem.”

Last year, the state comptroller resigned after the discovery of a 10-year, $3.5bn accounting error. State lawmakers say the $1.8bn sum could be related to that scandal, the New York Times reported. Or it may not be. No one knows.

Working out the truth is not proving easy, particularly because the new comptroller, Brian Gaines, a Democrat, is fighting with the state treasurer, Curtis Loftis Jr, a Republican, over where the $1.8bn came from and what to do about it.

  • @[email protected]
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    388 months ago

    You slide that money over here and let me trade the market, I can make it disappears.

    No seriously, I could lose $1.8bn in a day, I’m really bad at this.

    • billwashere
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      138 months ago

      I could easily turn $1b in $460 million.

      • @KnightontheSun
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        128 months ago

        There’s a joke in racing:

        How do you win a small fortune in racing?

        You start with a large fortune.

  • @affiliate
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    218 months ago

    maybe they could use it to fund social programs and help their citizens?

    • @Agent641
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      188 months ago

      Weird way to spell “Squander it on tax breaks and dodgy contracts to cronies in exchange for political support.”

    • @Anamnesis
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      78 months ago

      Sounds like a perfect sum for one nice sports stadium for a rich team to play in.

      • @[email protected]
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        88 months ago

        You mean repaint an existing one, build a really shitty temporary one (laundering the money through a company you set up in advance), demolish it when the painting is done, then pocket the remainder?

    • LostXOR
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      18 months ago

      Clearly the money time traveled 10 years into the future into South Carolina’s bank account.

    • @Feathercrown
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      28 months ago

      Sure, just tell me your credit card number, expiration date, and the 3 funky numbers on the back