• Admiral PatrickM
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      116 months ago

      Now I want to sell a line of THC-infused marshmallows and market them as MarshMellows.

      • @MrJameGumb
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        56 months ago

        I would 100% buy that if I saw it at a store

        • Admiral PatrickM
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          16 months ago

          I’m actually surprised those don’t exist. Seems like too good of an idea for me to have had that’s actually original 😆

    • southsamurai
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      36 months ago

      How can you be any other than mellow with a giant ball of sweet, vanilla scented sugar and gelatin in your mouth?

  • Alice
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    86 months ago

    I showed Governor Chris Christie your post, here’s what he said:

    • kamenLady.
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      36 months ago

      Ngl, cold ravioli from the can wasn’t the worst dinner I’ve had.

      • GovCCC
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        16 months ago

        Thank you. FINALLY. A person with some goddamn fucking integrity

  • @Cheems
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    66 months ago

    Alright so this is what you need to do. Get a bag of cool ranch, get a bag of mini marshmallows.

    In a sauce pan put three tablespoons of butter and melt it.

    Add in the pack of marshmallows and melt that.

    Crush up the Doritos and mix them in the pan with the marshmallow mixture.

    Press that in a 9x13 pan and allow to cool.

    Eat them. You’ve got cool ranch crispy treats.

    • @MrJameGumb
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      36 months ago

      I love this idea, but I would probably still mix in some Rice Krispies with the Doritos. I think the crushed up Doritos alone would be too dense and probably lacerate the roof of your mouth

      • @Cheems
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        26 months ago

        Report back when you try it

        • @MrJameGumb
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          16 months ago

          I’m very tempted to try this now honestly… It’s either going to be amazing or so gross it’s inedible lol

  • Admiral PatrickM
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    66 months ago

    You’re mad! But I’m going to have to try that combo just to see exactly how mad 😆

  • @Sam_Bass
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    Wish id known you liked em that much. I had almost a whole case of them i coulda shipped to you. Landfill got the nasty things now though