Salem police said someone threw an explosive device onto the porch of the Satanic Temple.

Salem police said someone threw an explosive device onto the porch of the Satanic Temple.

  • FuglyDuckEnglish
    52•9 months ago

    Something something Christian love, something hate,

  • themeatbridgeEnglish
    49•9 months ago

    The amazing thing about Satanists is that they’re so incredibly chill and wholesome, and the only reason to hate them is because you hate Satan. They’ve never hurt anyone, or done anyone wrong. They just have a mascot that drives Christians insane.

    • @RealFknNitoEnglish
      20•9 months ago

      Sounds like religious motivation and a hate crime. Hope the guy who did it gets a nice long stay at their local prison.

      • Sabata11792
        8•9 months ago

        Domestic terrorism with FBI involvement, that guys going to pound-me-in-the-ass prison.

        • @[email protected]English
          8•9 months ago

          Not if they end up with another piece of shit judge that watches too much fox news… He let a white supremacist off easy for beating a journalist because “we focus on the right too much, what about ANTIFA!?”

          … Right wing media is a cancer on society

        • themeatbridgeEnglish
          2•9 months ago

          Ok but I wouldn’t be surprised if they get leniency for being an active member in their church.

          • Sabata11792
            1•9 months ago

            I’m sure a lot of Christan cultist will offer loud support too. My ReLiGiOn SaYs tHiS is GüD

  • @betterdeadthanredditEnglish
    33•9 months ago

    Sounds like somebody has no faith in their god’s ability to fight its own battles. Shockingly reasonable in a broken clock kind of way once you get past that little terrorism thing.

    • Flying SquidEnglish
      6•9 months ago

      He’s not that omnipotent, okay?

    • FuglyDuckEnglish
      4•9 months ago

      but…buh… god told them to do it!

  • N_CrowEnglish
    17•9 months ago

    That is definately something jesus would do. (sarcasm)

    • IgnotumEnglish
      7•9 months ago

      “let he who is without sin commit the first act of terrorism”

      • Big-J
    • @pdxfedEnglish
      2•9 months ago

      Definitely

  • Flying SquidEnglish
    14•9 months ago

    I’m just glad no one was hurt.

  • mvilain
    8•9 months ago

    Let’s hope the bomber(s) did something stupid like not wear gloves when handling the wires used to build the thing. Or one of the other components like the batteries, which they bought from a Chinese supplier that sells through Amazon, who keeps records.

    Likely it will be some locally generated dim bulb. One can only hope they’ll mention friends who helped over a can of pro-offered Coke. Or someone extracts it with “rubber hose methods” before the police discover said dim bulb.