Lower Decks visiting DS9: “Just circle around and pretend we’re in awe of the pylons.”

You think that’s bad? These guys had to listen to the same fucking song every day.

And they couldn’t even get a good simulation of Rod Stewart’s voice in the 22nd century.

“…To boldly go where no one has gone before!” warp

To be fair, if I was in his place, I’d be tempted to narrate some grandiose introduction every half-hour too.