You look over and see a beautiful redhead leaning over her drink. You sit down next to her and introduce yourself…
She says, I studied medicine, was head of freaking Starfleet Medical; but do they call me Doctor? No.
I studied dance for 30 years, but do they call me the dancing doctor? No.
I passed the bridge Officer exam so I could stand watch, but do they call me Commander? No.
But you fsck one little ghost….
He wasn’t all that little.
Shouldn’t this be Ghost Rider: A XXX Parody?
“Specter stealing whore.”
Beverly Does The Afterlife: Volume VII
SHES FLYING THROUGH YOUR SPACE WITH HER HAIR ON FI-RE 🎵
Nice. Got a version without the top clipped off?
I do not. Sorry.
Okay, take your internet points!
You know what they say about ghosts with big trucks
They have large fuel bills?
One small dilithium crystal can power a monster truck for years.
Sure, but have you seen dilithium crystal prices these days!? Even a small one is a sizeable stack of gold-pressed latinum.
Yeah, I guess. All I know is Tom Paris got a truck running in the Delta Quadrant without any extra dilithium around.
And what exactly do you think landed him in that penal colony? Emissions laws are no joke.
Unless Temporal Investigations were involved, I don’t think he was put in the penal colony for repairing the truck before Voyager even left for the Delta Quadrant.
So we’re assuming Tom learns his lessons the first time?
