I heard about a teacher who used the catchphrase “Go jump out a window!” A couple of students decided to prank him. The practiced one of them diving head first for the window, while the other grabbed them as they passed.

When the teacher next used that phrase, one ran at the window, and jumped. Unfortunately the other student wasn’t paying attention. Luckily there was a bit bush below the first floor window, so no serious injuries.

Apparently the incident report included how it could be avoided in future. “The teacher will now only be teaching in basement classrooms.”

Man he must’ve been desperate, that looks high!