• @[email protected]
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    149 months ago

    I’ve always wanted it to look like I’m eating dinner off of someones still-clothed ass…

  • @adj16
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    89 months ago

    Oh god, I thought we had made it past this phase

    • @[email protected]
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      19 months ago

      It’s out in the wild so it is allowed.

      Source:

      I specialize in internet law and have a phd in memeonics

  • @CobblerScholar
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    39 months ago

    His mom made them for him, those ARE the fancy linens

  • ReallyZen
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    -19 months ago

    The real horror here isn’t in the poor choice of tablecloth - it is still cotton, it is not entirely dishonorable.

    Now have you noticed in what glass they poured the red wine? Have you? I… I need air, I need a cute eyeballs-cleansing fluffy cat or something, this is too much. This is enough internet for today, argh.

    • @bbuez
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      49 months ago

      Is it okay if its just grape juice?

      • ReallyZen
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        19 months ago

        Even completely flat, tepid cola would be better than this

    • @[email protected]
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      39 months ago

      It looks like a Reidel O glass, which is just a juice glass but more expensive. The quality is nice though.