• @HootinNHollerin
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    8 months ago

    One time long ago I stayed up all night tripping lsd on a ranch and at dawn befriended turkeys who flew down out of the trees to eat grasshoppers etc. Damn near thought we were for real communicating

      • @[email protected]
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        108 months ago

        The “flightless” livestock birds like Turkeys, peacocks and chickens can still produce enough lift to roost in a tree and get back down.

        It’s pretty trippy when you see a tree full of chickens and you bring the corn out.

      • @HootinNHollerin
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        8 months ago

        Yea well they spread their wings and glide down and flap a lil bit right at the end. First time I ever saw that. These ones weren’t super big and fat like your typical picture of a huge Turkey though. They slept up in the tree to be safe from predators like coyotes and rattlesnakes.

    • @jaybone
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      48 months ago

      Yeah I don’t know what this turkey van is all about. Maybe they won the Publishers Clearing House.

  • @Sam_Bass
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    78 months ago

    Its the simple things in life

  • @psycho_driver
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    68 months ago

    Meanwhile the militant murder turkeys (Canadian Geese) I quack at when I go by at work don’t seem to be amused.

    • @slaacaa
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      148 months ago

      Turkeys are banned from Tripadvisor

    • @jaybone
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      48 months ago

      They gave my club sandwich 0 stars.

  • @gatorboy326
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    17 months ago

    What app is this(the one in the post)