More, please

  • Smuuthbrane
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    339 months ago

    Due to limited resources this hydra will grow only 3 heads for every 2 you cut off.

  • Tar_Alcaran
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    239 months ago

    Because of supply issues, your infinite wealth will start arriving in 3 to 5 business days.

    • @ChicoSuave
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      69 months ago

      Provided as limited annuity payments over the course of your life.

  • Smuuthbrane
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    219 months ago

    Due to shorter attention spans these cats only have 7 lives.

  • Mr Reach
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    119 months ago

    Due to budget cuts we’re dialing down eternal damnation to mild inconvenience for 30 years.

  • @Zehzin
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    9 months ago

    The 50% of the time thing actually solves a huge bug. Which incidentally is what’s on the other side of the wrong door