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CDRMITTENS@sh.itjust.works to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year ago

The matter can be deemed concluded.

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The matter can be deemed concluded.

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CDRMITTENS@sh.itjust.works to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year ago
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    “You hit me first, I hit you back, now we’re even! We’re EVEN! WE’RE EVEN STOP IT MOOOOOOM!”

    • Amaltheamannen@lemmy.ml
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      My interpretation is more that this is a message saying they dont indent to go further if Israel doesnt, so making it clear that wave was the only one.

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      And mom told Israel to stop and “take the win”.

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        no they didn’t, all the foreign influence did was to postpone retaliation from “immediate” to “near future”

    • EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works
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      You hit me once, I hit you back

      You gave a kick, I gave a slap

      You smashed a plate over my head

      Then I set fire to our bed

  • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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    For context:

    • marcos
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      Well, Israel destroyed a building and killed about a dozen people.

      Iran got what? 3 missiles across? So I’d guess they destroyed 3 buildings, and probably killed about a dozen people. Looks similar.

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        seven missiles across and a hole in runway, or a few. or so i heard. there was video of 4 impacts so it’s at least 4

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    Waiting for WW3: Operation Glas-Desert and Operation destruction of the Hundred Acre Forest.

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      is China getting involved? Oh bother.

      • SpiralvortexisalieBanned
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        Not with that liberal use of pooh IP. -100 Social Credit for the IP, and another -200 for the use of Pooh specifically, someone might think you are talking about a Chinese leader.

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        Or Russia? Don’t they have the most forests in the world?

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    Goddammit. I thought I’d get out of going to Ohio next week if WWIII happened.

    • verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works
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      What’s in Ohio that is so dang important that only WWIII can stop it?

      • Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social
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        There’s been lots of hurdles to getting it done, and I can’t ethically say I’m not going at this point. So I’m hoping for a miracle. Or a curse.

        • verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works
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          Fair enough.

    • bluewing@lemm.ee
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      A power point presentation…

      • Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social
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        Actually two of them. One that lasts three days and one that lasts two days. And I have to be there in person “so we can have conversations.” And the dress code is business casual.

        WWIII would be more fun than that.

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          Send me the coordinates, I can have an extraction team there in 12 hours

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            Dawww, so wholesome.

        • verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works
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          Well, tuck your polo shirt into your mom jeans and get to it. The Poxyclip will be here when you get back. Good luck.

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            I’ve been out of the office so long I don’t even have any polo shirts, so I had to buy some at Goodwill

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              Nice, get ones with corporate logos that have nothing to do with anything. EDIT: GRAMMAH

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                That was my plan but I couldn’t find any :(

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    Can’t wait for Operation Dessert Fork amd Dessert Spoon

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    Removed by mod

  • verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works
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    No one makes me bleed my own blood! I decide when you are done defending yourself.

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