I fucking wish someone would cast Terry Crews in a high budget comedic high fantasy film. He could be the black Conan the Barbarian in a slapstick banger.
As long as we can get a Martin Lawrence Black Knight reference, I’m in
Man I loved that movie
Was “Idiocrocy” not good enough for you?
That was a documentary, not fantasy.
Reminds me that my Guild Wars 2 character on an RP server was role playing as Terry Crews from Brooklyn 9-9. I had scripted battle cries before throwing down banners. The number of people that would scream 9-9 was heartwarming.
“How can it be a clerical error if clerics don’t make errors?” - Definitely something my cleric would say.
You end up as the Guild Wars 2 great game by the way posterboy?
When you forget to roll charisma and only spec into strength:
I refuse to believe there’s a version of terry crews without charisma
Sure, but if you don’t put any points into CON and DEX your newly minted Smiling Colossus will trip over a pebble and die.
