• @wjrii
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    279 months ago

    Well no shit! The depiction of a jetshark is a travesty. The real ones evolved over millions of years to follow the area rule.

  • @NOT_RICK
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    119 months ago

    Turbojet Jaws isn’t real, he can’t hurt you

    • @kryptonianCodeMonkey
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      49 months ago

      When I was a kid, we had to worry about Street Sharks. Now we have to worry about Air Sharks too? Technology moves too fast.

      • @Etterra
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        39 months ago

        They used to have to have rely on tornados, limiting their range and availability. Now they have sized the means of aerial supremacy and can fly when and where they choose.

      • @NOT_RICK
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        39 months ago

        Decidedly not Jawesome

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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    109 months ago

    Damn that rocket shark is about to fly right up that duck’s asshole.

    • ChaoticNeutralCzech
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      99 months ago

      Anatomic accuracy is a criterion too. The shark is great but I’d redo the ducks’ tails.

  • BarqsHasBite
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    99 months ago

    Has to be jumping out of the water. C’mon let’s be scientifically accurate!

    • @Anticorp
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      69 months ago

      It’s a jet. See the intake and exhaust?

    • Captain Aggravated
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      49 months ago

      Great white sharks have been filmed jumping out of the water. This one, however, seems to be turbojet powered.

  • Norgur
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    49 months ago

    Of course you haven’t. That shark doesn’t have a registration number on the tailfin! That’s unacceptable!

    • @Rolando
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      39 months ago

      Plus, I believe that it’s rabbit season.

      • @wjrii
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        29 months ago

        Duck season.

        • @Rolando
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          19 months ago

          Rabbit season!