• andrew
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        1111 months ago

        Yes but are we doing depth first or breadth first? Or maybe Dijkstra if we can come up with a reasonable cost function?

        • Lemminary
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          Fucking CS majors, man. *rubs temples*

        • @Viking_Hippie
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          Or maybe Dijkstra

          The Redanian spymaster/chancellor/crimelord? I’m not sure he’s on our side tbh…

        • Lemminary
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          Alright, let’s do this. LEEEROOOY JEEEENKIIINSSSS!

          • @RealFknNito
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            211 months ago

            “Did he just pull the entire raid?”

            Cue class wars

    • AlwaysNowNeverNotMe
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      Jamie Dimon’s Bedford House: A luxurious property located at 144 Sarles St, Mt Kisco, NY 10549

    • @Harbinger01173430
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      To be honest, eating them would be a bad idea because of how full of garbage they are. I say we recycle them or feed them to the zoo kitties. /S

  • @iAvicenna
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    just to be clear, when you say riot, you really mean eat the rich right?

    • @Dozzi92
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      Pad the coffers of our local guillotine co-op.

  • @RGB3x3
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    That second to last word… Hues? Dues? Lues?

  • KingJalopy
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    Here I sit, broken hearted…

    Get the fuck off the pot, revolutions started

  • Flying Squid
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    This is far better bathroom graffiti than “don’t look up, you’ll miss. Don’t look down, you’ll cry.”

    Although I quite like that one too.

  • @[email protected]
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    Lets tip the power balance and tear down their crown, educate the masses and we’ll burn the white house down

    ~ Speak, by Queensrÿche

  • @taiyang
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    Ya know, it’s not that hard to get away with murder. Or arson, for that matter.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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      Watcher had a video on some arson case from the 80’s where the arsonist was recording the fires he did and at one point an investigator realized that one of videos of the fires he had responded to and recorded himself, was taken at the same time as his video from 3 feet behind him. They never caught the dude.

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          It definitely wouldn’t. There have been several recent ‘proofs’ of the level of scrutiny we face where serial killers are getting caught before they ever get to the famous numbers in the ‘serial’ part. That one fella recently, as an example, where the police released video of a man with a limp walking near a crime scene, and they caught him at victim #3. In the 90s, it likely would have taken dozens of victims before we caught a lucky video like that.

      • @taiyang
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        And enough cash for body guards and/or a mercenary army. But let me indulge in wishful thinking, haha

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        It’s also far easier for the person with money to get away with.

    • @[email protected]
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      I mean, you can build a drone with parts bought with cash, and napalm is just bar soap gently dissolved in warm gasoline, and a relay/battery/grill sparker circuit can be triggered with the drone’s remote control

      Not that I ever think about what you could do with these things or any combination thereof…

      • Flying Squid
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        I imagine “it’s not that hard to get away with murder” or “arson” was said by a lot of people currently in prison.

    • @Mango
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      I don’t even care if I go down for it.

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    “Boss gets a dollar, I get a dime. That’s why I always shit on company time.”

    Give a nickle raise… save more on TP

    Seriously though. Everyone should be in a union

    • @Cort
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      By a nickel you mean 5k/yr not .05c/hr right? Right?!

      • FuglyDuck
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        No. the original “I get a dime // shit on company time” saying is very old. like old enough people were actually being paid in dimes. A nickle raise would cost less than the TP used in shitting on company time, hence my (lousy) middle-manager joke.

        Seriously. if you’ve got the option… be in a union. If you don’t… Uh… my advice is… start one.