• TJA!
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    741 month ago

    If those geese could read they would be very upset

  • @Damionsipher
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    571 month ago

    I think that’s at the University of Waterloo - they would routinely close entrances due to aggressive geese.

    • @Sabin10
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      161 month ago

      To be fair, it hurts when they nip you.

  • Egg Cat
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    251 month ago

    “please help me in sir instead of taking pictures of me and then putting them on a social media app sir, sir just let me in man” the goose

  • @x4740N
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    251 month ago

    Until the geese learn to operate the windows

    • gregorum
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      1 month ago

      That is a damn lie. The goose will just come back with its buddies

        • @[email protected]
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          111 month ago

          Well you see, my neighbour has geese. I read somewhere they love dandelion leaves, so I’d bring them a handful whenever I was walking the dog. They are now so friendly I can pat them on the head

          My wife said one day that every time she walks the dog and passes the geese, they start honking like mad and run up to the fence

          Turns out the geese think it’s the dog that’s bringing the dandelion leaves

          😂

      • @BluesF
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        31 month ago

        Which bit of the dandelion? The flower?

        • @[email protected]
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          51 month ago

          The leaves. They’re actually quite tasty, like peppery lettuce, but they make you pee a lot. The french call them pissenlit, or “Pee the bed”

          • @BluesF
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            21 month ago

            You can also force them with a bucket and they taste sweeter (supposedly). But if we’re feeding them to the geese then I’ll stick to making wine from the flowers

  • THCDenton
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    121 month ago

    I wish I had a goose visit. I’d give him some chicken feed.

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      31 month ago

      It’s a Canada goose. It’s far more accustomed to cold.

  • Iron Lynx
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    41 month ago

    inb4 Peace was never an option 🔪

  • kronisk
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    41 month ago

    “It’s a lovely morning in the village, and you are a horrible goose.”