• BlueÆther
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    92 years ago

    Knock, knock

    Who’s there?

    Want

    Want who?

    One two three. Testing, testing, one two three…

  • sloonark
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    2 years ago

    Knock knock.

    Who’s there?

    Owls say.

    Owls say who?

    Yes, that’s correct.

  • @[email protected]
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    62 years ago

    126 out of 100 agreed that the election wasn’t rigged.

    (I’d be surprised if this joke is actually fully original, but I thought of it without having a recollection that I’ve heard it anywhere before.)

  • @barrage4u
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    52 years ago

    All of the jokes in this thread stopped being unique the moment they were posted here

  • piece
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    22 years ago

    What’s the best thing that can happen to a singer?

    Having a name that sounds good

  • BlueÆther
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    22 years ago

    From my 6y/o

    Knock knock

    Who’s there?

    Hello

    Hello who?

    Halloumi

  • ∟⊔⊤∦∣≶
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    12 years ago

    Ive cracked some bangers in my time… But i forgot them now. Latest one i posted to unethical life tips as an unethical dad tip