“Ay, you ever heard of Lemmy? Lemmy get your number?”
I would use this, if I met people IRL that have heard of Lemmy.
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This gives the highest ROI
You can pick up literally anything with this one.
Did it hurt when you fell down from heaven? Because you look pretty fucked up.
A guy on Tinder sent my friend a Patrick meme that said “Is mayonnaise an ice breaker?” I, a big Spongebob nerd, told her to pick that guy. They’re married now.
Are you a beaver? 'Cos DAM
(shoutout to the absolutely fantastic Sophie Corrigan who creates a lot of really beautiful art for bad pun lines like this one)
The longest relationship I ever had started this way: we were at a mutual friend’s house with a bunch of our friends. I introduced myself, then sat across the room from them, in a big comfortable chair, and I fell asleep while looking at them. For some reason they thought this was charming.
??? lmao
“I could pick up girls even in my sleep”
That’s cute as fuck.
Hey sexy mama, wanna kill all humans?
Im happy single so one of y’all can have this one.
Are you a cigarette? Cause I wanna get you lit and put your butt in my mouth.
Savage one. If you see two girls in a club, go over and ask the one you are NOT interested in if they’d like to dance. When they say yes, say go on then I’ll keep your friend company.
and whats the plan when they say no
Can you get hold of zip ties and how is your stomach for blood?
“I find the most erotic part of the woman is the boobies.”
“If I said you had a beautiful body would you take your pants off and dance around a little?”
Now those are pickup lines with some chest hair!
Now, remember the quickest way to a girl’s bed is through her parents.
Have sex with them and you’re in.
“I’m here to apply for the position of your Next Bad Decision. My parents always said I was a mistake, so I think that makes me well qualified.”
That’s literally how I got my wife.
So…… you’re a girl.
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Oh. So… then are you? Otherwise available?
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I heard one in Spanish that I liked.
“¡Si cocinas como camina me como hasta las raspitas!”
If you cook the way you walk, I’ll eat even the scrapings from the pan.
Y’ever seen someone solve a Rubik’s cube in just 5 seconds?
Yeah, me neither.
Are you a plates in a drawer or plates in a cupboard kind of person?
I’m sure it’ll work one of these days.
People put plates in drawers? I don’t think I’ve seen anyone do that ever
Drawer gang
cupboard, why?
No reason, it just says a lot about you as a person.
so, what can you say about me?
well for one that you’re probably taller than 1m20 :)
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“What do you know about bionicles lore?”
Oh my
