I thought the onion was fake. Why is it posting my shameful, post smoke eating binge?

It is okay to get high. It is NOT OKAY to get high and eat all your baby’s cereal.

–Katt Williams.

“I mean nobody wants to admit they ate nine cans of ravioli, but I did. Im ashamed of myself. The first can doesn’t count, then you get to second and third, fourth and fifth I think i burnt with a blowtorch, and then I just kept eatin”

I did not eat an entire stack of Lunchables while watching Stargate. No one can prove it!!

Get yourself one of those cans of whipped cream and you’re in for a good time.

My kid doesn’t even eat the cheese sticks anymore. I’m buying them for me now.

chuckles nervously

the foil lined paper bags of Goldfish are no match for me