• @[email protected]
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    527 months ago

    Tell them you’re outside right now. “oh wrong address, I’ll go tomorrow instead” Rinse and repeat.

    • @BatrickPateman
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      87 months ago

      If it is close enough actually drop a package off. Letter in it that read:

      “Nope, I am not”.

      Then just block the person.

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          At the end there’s a mediocre bit where they call some guy and make him go outside to see a “gift” but there isn’t actually one there.

          I’m glad CollegeHumor ditched the old talent and switched to the current Dropout formula and talent.

  • @seaQueue
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    487 months ago

    Someone rolled a 1 on their persuasion check

    • @Dasus
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      67 months ago

      With a charisma of 6.

  • Rentlar
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    267 months ago

    This buyer needs more training at doing the Jedi mind trick.

  • mommykink
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    157 months ago

    I’d probably say something like “okay I’ll bring it to you what’s your address?” And tell them an hour later I dropped it off by their mailbox and make them think I gave it to the wrong address. Someone as entitled as this would have a meltdown

  • @[email protected]
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    87 months ago

    I couldn’t even begin to imagine a stranger speaking to someone like this

    What kind of fucking animal talks like that?!?

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    37 months ago

    “Dropped it off, hope you like them!” “No you didn’t!” “Sure I did, it was right where you said you’d be. Labeled waste management and all”

  • @_sideffect
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    37 months ago

    Is this like a trick to get the person to say yes then she can try to sue them or something because they agreed (even though they weren’t going to follow through)?

  • @LemmyKnowsBest
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    I don’t have no one to give me a ride

    “I don’t have no one” is a double negative, which means that if this sentence had been spoken by an intelligent person, it means they do indeed have someone who could give them a ride.