• @MehBlah
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      Why can I hear 70’s porn music when I read that?

  • @AllonzeeLV
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    I use the “I just want to tell you (both/all) good luck, we’re all counting on you” line irl sometimes.

    My humble dream is that one day, before I’m dead, someone will get it.

  • Seraph
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    Surely, one does not just walk into Mordor.

  • @whotookkarl
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    Who are you and how did you get in here?

    I’m a wizard, and I’m a wizard.

    • @[email protected]
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      One of my favorite lines to drop in normal conversation. Just out of the blue. It really throws people for a loop of they don’t get the reference.

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    Sam: “Go on. Now! Throw it in the fire! What are you waiting for? Just let it go!”

    Elrond: “I just want to tell you both good luck. We’re all counting on you.”

  • @GraniteM
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    I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor!

    No you’re not, you’re Kareem Abdul-Jabbar! You play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers.