Thanks to The Picard Maneuver for the idea. May roll out a few of these, as it seems there’s an endless number of cheesy romance novels. Worth noting just how many exist in the “paranormal romance” category. Oh, Beverly…

    • @ummthatguyOP
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      75 months ago

      Here is a completely untouched, genuine cover:

      I just… no notes. Perfection.

      • NegativeNullM
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        55 months ago

        She had fallen under a spell of forbidden love

        Perfection indeed

      • verity_kindle
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        35 months ago

        She’s evaluating his breath quality…for the first time.

  • IninewCrow
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    65 months ago

    I need a cup of coffee … I’ll be in the bathroom … for reasons … and I’m taking the whole pot with me

    • @ummthatguyOP
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      45 months ago

      At least you’re already in the bathroom, 'cause that pot of coffee will result in something… less than romantic.