• Track_Shovel
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    618 months ago

    As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take a look at my wife and realize she’s very plain But that’s just perfect for an Amish like me
    You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
    At 4:30 in the morning, I’m milkin’ cows
    Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool

    We been spending most our lives
    Livin’ in an Amish paradise
    I churned butter once or twice
    Livin’ in an Amish paradise It’s hard work and sacrifice
    Livin’ in an Amish paradise
    We sell quilts at discount price
    Livin’ in an Amish paradise

    • @Skanky
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      198 months ago

      As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take a look at my wife and realize she’s very plain But that’s just perfect for an Amish like me
      You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
      At 4:30 in the morning, I’m milkin’ cows
      Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool

      And I’ve been milkin’ and plowin’ so long (that) Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone. I’m a man of the land, I’m into discipline, Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin. But if you finish all of your chores, and i finish mine, Then tonight we’re gonna party like it’s 1699.

      We been spending most our lives
      Livin’ in an Amish paradise
      I churned butter once or twice
      Livin’ in an Amish paradise It’s hard work and sacrifice
      Livin’ in an Amish paradise
      We sell quilts at discount price
      Livin’ in an Amish paradise

    • VaultBoyNewVegas
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      138 months ago

      I just knew I’d see Amish Paradise come up when it was the first thing I thought of when I read the post.

    • @Nounka
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      108 months ago

      Ah. One off the classics

  • @CobblerScholar
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    378 months ago

    See now if he went and tried to talked to her and she turned him down that would be a swing and Amish?

  • @grue
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    318 months ago