• Chill Dude 69
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      Related topic: when are the rideshare and food delivery app people going to realize they could make a bunch of sex work money, too?

      The second they realize how much money that shit would make, they’d lobby congress to legalize prostitution, so fucking fast.

      Name ideas include:

      bUber

      GropeHub

      WhoreDash

      bUber Black

      InstaThot

      EDIT: if you want to go to them, rather than them coming to you… AirTnA and Vgno

      That last one is a little stretched. Vrbo to Vgno. But I guess a little stretching is appropriate.

      EDIT 2: Also, Hooking.com <— Don’t go to that domain. I don’t know what it is.

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          147 months ago

          Oh, I’m well aware that this would be like pouring gasoline and AIDS blood on a port-a-potty fire.

          But since we’re sliding into a full dystopia anyway, I’m not going to worry if my gallows humor is 100 percent politically correct.

      • @[email protected]
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        37 months ago

        Wasn’t “Boober Eats” the name of some strip club’s food delivery service during the pandemic? Seemed like a decent idea as long as the dancers/delivery drivers were valued and treated fairly.

        • Chill Dude 69
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          17 months ago

          No shit? I guess I came up with that shit independently.

          But yeah, I agree. It does seem like something that COULD be clawed back from the clutches of dystopian horror, if it was managed correctly. But that’s sadly unlikely. :(

  • @[email protected]
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    157 months ago

    The lord of the cockrings.

    All were deceived for in secret, a Bluetooth controller ring was forged, one precious, to rule them all.

    And no, it does not make you invisible, stop walking around like nobody can see you!

  • @WagnasT
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    147 months ago

    Everyone be tryin to get dat ring.

    • FenrirIII
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      87 months ago

      You gotta pay the troll toll to get into that Hobbits hole